10 Best Stealth Pipes for Discreetly Smoking - no.7 is amazing!

Mar 13 , 2019

10 Best Stealth Pipes for Discreetly Smoking - no.7 is amazing!

Though the stigmatization that has come with weed over the decades is slowly fading, we understand that sometimes you want to be able to smoke in peace by using a more discreet piece. The need for hidden weed pipes has always been, well, high. The beauty of secret pipes, also known as stealth pipes, is that you can store them in plain sight without anyone knowing what you've got hooked on your necklace or stashed inside your bracelet! While this obviously works better for pipes that resemble real life objects, like the lipstick pipe pictured below, the disguised pipes on this list also tend to hide well in plain sight. Most discreet pipes are small in size and come at an incredibly low price, making them a worthwhile investment.

 
lipstick hide marijuanaCarry this lipstick pipe anywhere with you! Photo: @deskgram

You can’t go wrong with a stealth pipe; they’re insanely affordable, conveniently stored, and easy to hide in plain sight. In this article, we’ll help you narrow down the seemingly endless list of stealth pipes to help you pick the best one for you. Our list includes stealth bracelet pipes, disguised bongs, necklace pipes, stealth one hitter pipes, and more.

 

Dankgeek - Pyptek - Prometheus Nano Pipe - $49.99

discreet smoking pipeHave a favourite colour? Photo: @pyptek

This is the best travel pipe around. Its size and the fact that it resembles a small portable flashlight make it one of the best incognito pipes available on the market. The Pyptek Prometheus Nano is a glass pipe with an aluminum shell, protecting the glass, making transportation easy. Similar to a one-hitter design, this 3” long pipe is tricked out with the impeccable Pyptek Prometheus system, guaranteeing you huge, flavorful rips each and every time.

What we love!

  • Small size

  • Durability

  • Great smoke quality

 

 

Grasscity - Metal Mushroom Stealth Pipe with Necklace - $4.79

 

mushroom marijuana smokeNever lose track of your mushroom buddy when you wear it as a necklace! Photo: @grasscity

This stealthy pipe is one of the absolute best hidden tobacco pipes available on the market. It’s incredibly portable, lightweight, and durable. It’s easy to clean and hits like a dream. This pipe definitely takes stealthy to the next level by making it look like a necklace.
 
What we love!
  • Fun colours
  • Necklace strap
  • Smooth hits
  • Easily and conveniently portable

 

 

Grasscity - Metal Twister Spring Pipe Small - $3.99

 

pipe travel smokeTravel anywhere with this handy metal spring pipe! Photo: @Shiva Online

This small and easy to store Metal Twister Spring Pipe is the ultimate stealth pipe. Its small design makes it discreet and easy to tuck away while its three detachable parts make it beyond easy to clean. It’s highly portable and the easy-to-clean design helps it earn its place on this list as one of the best sneaky pipes available.

What we love!
  • Small size
  • Easy to use
  • Portability
  • Durability
  • Incredibly low price
  • Perfect pipe for travel or a quick hit on the go

 

 

Honeystick - MiniMax Pro Vaporizer - $39.99

 

cannabis discreet smokeJust don't mistake this fob for your car key! Photo: @nextdayvapeusa

This keychain weed pipe is almost identical to a common key fob for a vehicle. This stealth pipe is easily disguised, conveniently portable, and very durable. Its compact style makes it pocket-friendly and quite easy to conceal. The MiniMax Pro has various voltage options so you can customize your smoking experience. It features a long battery life and is compatible with e-juice.
 
What we love!
  • Discreet appearance
  • Small size
  • Smooth rips
  • Customizable smoking experience

 

 

Grasscity - Ballpoint Pen Stealth Pipe - $4.79

 

smoke discreet stealthThis is one pen you'll always want to make sure you have in your bag! Photo: @Grasscity

This super stealth pipe looks just like an everyday ballpoint pen. It’s incredibly portable and easy to use. This is the perfect one-hitter that’s also super discreet. It can be easily hidden, all you’ll have to worry about is not letting a friend borrow the wrong pen.
 
What we love!
  • Extremely discreet and super stealthy
  • Great one-hitter
  • Conveniently portable
  • Good smoking experience
  • Great price


 

Grasscity - Aluminum Torch Pipe - $7.19

secret kush pipeDiscreet and portable, this torch pipe will help you catch your high anywhere you go! Photo: @loudersmoke

Resembling a small camping flashlight on a keychain, this is one of the stealthiest dry herb pipes available on the market. Constructed of high-quality aluminum, this pipe has an extremely discreet and portable design. The parts of the pipe are detachable, making it easy to clean. It’s only 3.7” long and will easy fit into any backpack, purse, or even your pocket; it comes with a handy keychain attachment so you can even hook it on the outside if you want.
 
What we love!
  • Small size
  • Looks just like a flashlight
  • Keychain attachment
  • Durable construction
  • Low price

 

 

LST - Accordion Style Gravity Pipe - $18.95

 

accordian bong stealthUnique and fun, this accordion bong will have everyone wondering what it is! Photo: @CheapSmokingAccessories

This one-of-a-kind, accordion-style folding bong is sure to be the best gravity pipe available. Its small size and collapsible structure make it easy to stash without settling for a sub-par smoking experience. This pipe requires absolutely no water and is constructed of incredibly sturdy, practically unbreakable silicone. Unlike hidden glass bongs, this one is easier to hide and won't shatter if it slips or gets knocked over. It comes in four colours: green, blue, purple, and yellow. This is one of the best gravity pipes available (here's a list of some of our other favourites!).
 
What we love!
  • Collapsible nature makes it the perfect stealth bong
  • Affordable price
  • Bright colours
  • Durability
  • Great smoking experience
  • Waterless

 

 

Pulsar - Silicone Knuckle Bubbler Dab Rig - $59.95

 

bong marijuana knuckle high
Easy to grip and next to impossible to destroy, this is the perfect travel buddy! Photo: @TheBongShop

Okay, we'll admit, this one's a little bright to be called stealthy, but it's so easy to take with you we couldn't leave it off the list! This silicone bubbler is easy to hold, easily portable, and practically unbreakable. While it isn’t the most stealth water pipe, its small size and flexible, yet durable construction make it an incredibly easily hidden bong. This bubbler can be used as a dab rig or a bubbler.
 
What we love!
  • Durability
  • Lightweight and easy to hold
  • Great for passing in a smoke session
  • Can be used as bubbler or dab rig
  • Comes in a variety of bright, fun colors


 

Monkey Pipe - Monkey Pipe Plus - $22.99 

stealth hidden pipe cannabisAre you as obsessed with this beautiful little pocket companion as we are? Photo: @jesshfx

The Monkey Pipe Plus is an awesome and convenient stealth pipe. With a secret stash compartment, small size, and smoke stopper, this on-the-go pipe is perfect for any occasion. It can fit easily in your pocket or in any bag and doesn’t hit as harshly as most small pipes. It has a classy look with a wood finish and engraved eye on the top.
 
What we love:
  • Easy to clean
  • Hidden stash compartment
  • Wood finish
  • Smoke stopper
  • Affordable

 

 

Grasscity - Cigarette Style One-Hitter Pipe - $1.59 

cigarette one hitter pipe cannabisTake this cigarette-style pipe anywhere with you! Photo: @WeedRepublic

This awesome one-hitter is durable, convenient, and discreet. Its cigarette-style design makes it incredibly stealthy and portable, due to its small size. This pipe is beyond affordable and, thanks to its metal construction, it's also super durable. It’s really easy to use and is capable of hiding in plain sight.

What we love:
  • Durable construction
  • Unbelievably low price
  • Great smoking experience for a one-hitter
  • Easy to use

 


 

 
Though the benefits of marijuana are slowly being recognized, ushering in a new era of cannabis culture, the remaining illegal status of it makes the use of a stealth pipe necessary. Luckily, there are a wide variety of incognito pipes available on the market so you can find the one that’s right for you. Some prefer those with an incredibly stealthy construction, like the pipe that resembles a cigarette, and others prefer the pipes that are easy to hide in plain sight.
 
In this list, we’ve covered all the best discreet pipes available on the market. Whether you prefer the ones that resemble real-life objects like lipstick or a cigarette, ones that are conveniently portable like the monkey pipe and accordion-style gravity bong, or the ones that can be worn as a necklace or used as a keychain, we’ve covered some of the best!

You can’t go wrong with a discreet pipe; they’re incredibly affordable, easily stored, and conveniently hidden. We hope this article helped you find the stealth pipe of your dreams!

 

Have your own favourite way to discreetly smoke? Tell us about it in the comments below!

 

Written by: Megan Medeiros | Cover Photo by: Very Well Health
Megan Medeiros is a freelance writer and editor in Harrisonburg, Va. She’s been working as a cannabis writer for the past two years, mostly following the legal climate of marijuana, especially in areas like California, Colorado, Oregon, Canada, and other legal areas. She has a bachelor’s degree in English and is hoping to go back for her master’s this upcoming semester.


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