A discreet bong is a wonderful item to have for a smoker on the go. Though the stigmatization that has come with weed over the decades is slowly fading, we understand that sometimes a smoker wants to toke in peace by using a more discreet piece. The need for hidden weed pipes has always been, well, high. The beauty of secret pipes, also known as stealth pipes, is that you can store them in plain sight without anyone knowing what you've got hooked on your necklace or stashed inside your bracelet! They're easily assumed to be mere accessories and not a discreet bong. While this obviously works better for pipes that resemble real life objects, like the lipstick pipe pictured below, each discreet bomg on this list also tends to hide well in plain sight. Most discreet pipes are small in size, quick to load with herb, and come at an incredibly low price, making them a worthwhile investment.

 

Carry this lipstick pipe anywhere with you! Photo: @deskgram

You can’t go wrong with a discreet bong; they’re insanely affordable, conveniently stored, and easy to hide in plain sight. In this article, we’ll help you narrow down the seemingly endless list of stealth pipes to help you pick the best one for you. Our list includes stealth bracelet pipes, disguised bongs, necklace pipes, stealth one hitter pipes, and more.

Pyptek - Prometheus Nano Pipe - $49.99

Have a favourite colour? Photo: @pyptek

This is the best discreet bong around. Its pocket size and the fact that it resembles a small portable flashlight make it one of the best incognito pipes available on the market. The Pyptek Prometheus Nano is a glass pipe with an aluminum shell, protecting the glass, making transportation easy. Similar to a one-hitter design, this 3” long pipe is tricked out with the impeccable Pyptek Prometheus system, guaranteeing you huge, flavorful rips each and every time.

What we love!

• Small size
• Durability
• Great smoke quality

 

 

Metal Mushroom Stealth Pipe with Necklace - $4.79

 

Never lose track of your mushroom buddy when you wear it as a necklace! Photo: @grasscity

This discreet bong is one of the absolute best hidden tobacco pipes available on the market. It’s incredibly portable, lightweight, and durable; wear it like it's one of your favourite new accessories! It’s easy to clean and hits like a dream. This discreet bong definitely takes stealthy to the next level by making it look like a necklace.
 
What we love!

• Fun colours
• Necklace strap
• Smooth hits
• Easily and conveniently portable

 

 

Metal Twister Spring Pipe Small - $3.99

 

Travel anywhere with this handy metal spring pipe! Photo: @Shiva Online

Skip rolling blunts with this small and easy to store Metal Twister Spring Pipe is the ultimate discreet bong. Its small design makes it discreet and easy to tuck away while its three detachable parts make it beyond easy to clean. It’s highly portable and the easy-to-clean design helps it earn its place on this list as one of the best sneaky pipes available.

What we love!

• Small size
• Easy to use
• Portability
• Durability
• Incredibly low price
• Perfect pipe for travel or a quick hit on the go

 

 

MiniMax Pro Vaporizer - $39.99

 

Just don't mistake this fob for your car key! Photo: @nextdayvapeusa

Keychain weed pipes like this beauty are almost identical to a common key fob for a vehicle. This discreet bong is easily disguised, conveniently portable, and very durable. Its compact style makes it pocket-friendly and quite easy to conceal. The MiniMax Pro has various voltage options so you can customize your smoking experience. It features a long battery life, is quick to load flower into, and is compatible with e-juice.
 
What we love!

• Discreet appearance
• Small size
• Smooth rips
• Customizable smoking experience

 

 

Ballpoint Pen Stealth Pipe - $4.79

 

This is one pen you'll always want to make sure you have in your bag! Photo: @Grasscity

This super discreet bong looks just like an everyday ballpoint pen. It’s incredibly portable - would easily fit into a pocket - and easy to use. This is the perfect one-hitter that’s also super discreet. It can be easily hidden, all you’ll have to worry about is not letting a friend borrow the wrong pen.
 
What we love!

• Extremely discreet and super stealthy
• Great one-hitter
• Conveniently portable
• Good smoking experience
• Great price
  
  
  

 

Aluminum Torch Pipe - $7.19

Discreet and portable, this torch pipe will help you catch your high anywhere you go! Photo: @loudersmoke

Resembling a small camping flashlight on a keychain, this is one of the stealthiest dry herb pipes available on the market. Constructed of high-quality aluminum, this discreet bong has an extremely discreet and portable design. The parts of the pipe are detachable, making it easy to clean. It’s only 3.7” long and will easy fit into any backpack, purse, or even your pocket; it comes with a handy keychain attachment so you can even hook it on the outside if you want.
 
What we love!

• Small size
• Looks just like a flashlight
• Keychain attachment
• Durable construction
• Low price

 

 

The Bukket: Accordion Style Gravity Pipe - $18.95

 

Unique and fun, this accordion bong will have everyone wondering what it is! Photo: @CheapSmokingAccessories

This one-of-a-kind, accordion-style folding discreet bong is sure to be the best gravity pipe available. Its small size and collapsible structure make it easy to stash without settling for a sub-par smoking experience. This pipe requires absolutely no water and is constructed of incredibly sturdy, practically unbreakable silicone. Unlike hidden glass bongs, this one is easier to hide and won't shatter if it slips or gets knocked over. It comes in four colours: green, blue, purple, and yellow. This is one of the best gravity pipes available (here's a list of some of our other favourites!).
 
What we love!

• Collapsible nature makes it the perfect stealth bong
• Affordable price
• Bright colours
• Durability
• Great smoking experience
• Waterless

 

 

Pulsar - Silicone Knuckle Bubbler Dab Rig - $59.95

 

Easy to grip and next to impossible to destroy, this is the perfect travel buddy! Photo: @TheBongShop

Okay, we'll admit, this one's a little bright to be called a discreet bong, but it's so easy to take with you we couldn't leave it off the list! This silicone bubbler is easy to hold, easily portable, and practically unbreakable. While it isn’t the most stealth water pipe, its small size and flexible, yet durable construction make it an incredibly easily hidden bong. This bubbler can be used as a dab rig or a bubbler.
 
What we love!

• Durability
• Lightweight and easy to hold
• Great for passing in a smoke session
• Can be used as bubbler or dab rig
• Comes in a variety of bright, fun colors

 

Magic Flight Launch Box Vaporizer - $96.93

Are you as obsessed with this beautiful little pocket companion as we are? Photo: @420Magazine

The Magic Flight Launch Box Vaporizer is an awesome and convenient stealth pipe. Despite its small size, this little box vaporizer has a large compartment for your herb, making it the perfect on-the-go pipe. It can fit easily in your pocket or in any bag and doesn’t hit as harshly as most small pipes. Its wooden build gives it unique character, perfect for anyone who wants a pipe that stands out - for good reasons - from the other types of flower vaporizers on the market.
 
What we love:

• Easy to clean
• Wood finish
• Great for bringing out your flower's medicinal properties
  
• Affordable

 

Cigarette Style One-Hitter Pipe - $1.59 

Take this cigarette-style pipe anywhere with you! Photo: @WeedRepublic

This awesome one-hitter is durable, convenient, and discreet. Its cigarette-style design makes it incredibly stealthy and portable, due to its small size. This pipe is beyond affordable and, thanks to its metal construction, it's also super durable. It’s really easy to use and is capable of hiding in plain sight.

What we love:

• Durable construction
• Unbelievably low price
• Great smoking experience for a one-hitter
• Easy to use

 

 

Conclusion 

Though the benefits of marijuana are slowly being recognized, ushering in a new era of cannabis culture, the remaining illegal status of it makes the use of stealth pipes necessary. Luckily, there is a wide variety of incognito pipes available on the market to keep your smoking convenient and you won\'t have to keep rolling papers. Some prefer those with an incredibly stealthy construction, like the discreet bong that resembles a cigarette, and others prefer the pipes that are quick to load and easy to store.
 
In this list, we’ve covered all the best discreet pipes available on the market. Whether you prefer a product that resemble real-life objects like lipstick that'll fit into a pocket or a cigarette, ones that are conveniently portable like the monkey pipe and cool accordion-style gravity bong, or the ones that can be worn as a necklace or used as a keychain, we’ve covered some of the best!

You can’t go wrong with a discreet pipe; they’re incredibly affordable, easily stored, and conveniently hidden. We hope this article helped you find the stealth pipe of your dreams!

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Written by Megan Medeiros (BA)

Megan Medeiros has a bachelor’s degree in English and is currently working on a master’s in English at James Madison University. She's the owner and operator of Medeiros Writing, and has been working as a cannabis writer for the past three years, mostly following the legal climate of marijuana, especially in areas like California, Colorado, Oregon, Canada, and other legal areas.

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