Animal Cookies Cannabis Review - Everything You Need to Know & More!

Oct 17 , 2018

Animal Cookies Cannabis Review - Everything You Need to Know & More!

Animal Cookies is not messing around. It's a potent strain, with very famous genetics, making it a strain that you may have to reach to the very top shelf to get. This cross between Fire OG and GSC makes for a formidable opponent for any stoner to fight against.

This combination creates a dramatic high, which can be enjoyed for many different reasons.

animal cookies nug marijuana
Animal cookies fresh out of the jar, photo: @shh_noho

Animal Cookies Background 

This relatively new strain is creating waves across the West Coast and in Canada. It has multiple colours, including orange hairs, which come from its Fire OG parent. You may also hear it referred to as Animal OG or as Animal Crackers.

Animal Cookies Weed

Originally from Canada, Animal Cookies is one of a growing number of strains that is becoming more and more potent and more and more crazy. These strains are called #dankenstein, and are created with the sole purpose of truly getting their user stoned. This cross between Fire OG and GSC can come in at an impressive 27% THC, although some test much lower at around 18%. It was created by the seed bank BC Bud Depot.
 

Animal Cookies Price

Thankfully, as this strain was made by a seed bank (although this time a Canadian seed bank) this means that the seeds are available online. This means that overall the price should be lower. However, as this strain is a boutique strain, and is apparently hard to grow, it is still pretty expensive. It's probably around $25 a gram in a Dutch coffee shop.
 

Lineage

Fire OG strain: 

Fire OG is a famous strain, which has orange hairs across it. It's an indica-dominant hybrid, which it passes onto Animal Cookies.


Girl Scout Cookies
Girl Scout Cookie is also an indica-dominant hybrid, and has a sweet, earthy taste, which it passes onto Animal Cookies. It also passes on its more extreme potency, which can weigh in at 28% THC.
 

Animal Cookies tasting notes

  • Earthy
  • Lemon
  • Woody
  • Cherry
  • Sweet
  • Citrus
  • Pungent

 

Animal Cookies brings together the best of both its parents, with its lemon and earthy taste from Fire OG, and the sweet, citrus, pungent taste of Girl Scout Cookies. Prepare yourself for this strain, as it's definitely one which you'd want to enjoy with a flower vape.

 

Animal Cookies as Edible, Wax, Oil & Vape

You can get this strain in basically any format provided that you can make it yourself. The fact that the seeds are available means that you could use youtube guides to make this strain into whatever form you want. However, you must first grow the strain, which is a difficult task for new growers.


Animal Cookies nug marijuana weedHandful of Animal Cookie nugs, photo: @ogeekush76
Animal Cookies Plant BudColorful since day 1, photo: @bouncingounce

This strain is sometimes called Purple Animal Kush or Purple Animal Cookies because the buds often have a purple hue to them. Blue Animal Cookies and Lemon Animal Cookies, on the other hand, are completely different strains.

 

Animal Cookies Effects

Animal Cookies Medical
Animal Cookies Side Effects

Relaxed 100%

Pain 100%

Cottonmouth 100%

Happy 80%

Stress 80%

Dry Eyes 55%

Euphoric 80%

Insomnia 55%

Anxiety 45%

Uplifted 40%

Depression 50%

Paranoia 30%

Stress Busted 35%

Muscle Spasms 35%

Headache 15%


This strain is great because it’s very potent, which means that it can relieve some of the harder to treat conditions, such as depression and muscle spasms. The high THC content allows the cannabis medicine to work its magic against enemies such as depression.


If you find that you’ve got super bad cottonmouth, just make yourself a cup of tea. You can make any tea really, but the best has to be simply with fresh mint. Mix with honey and then allow to cool. Once cool, drink the whole thing at once, and your cottonmouth will disappear almost immediately.

 

 

Animal Cookies yield

You can expect this strain to have a higher than average yield, which should come to flower within 9-10 weeks. This strain can only be grown outside in incredibly hot climates.

 

Animal Cookies Grow Tips

You will need a lot of experience with growing marijuana in order to grow Animal Cookies. Take a look at the video above to learn how to train your plant, which will be very necessary with this strain. This is to get rid of any unnecessary branching which will allow your plant to have enough air and grow.

 

Animal Cookies seeds

Luckily enough for you, these seeds are available from the original Canadian seed bank who bred this strain in the first place. This means that you know exactly what you're getting and won't get ripped off in the process of purchasing your seeds. You can find them on the BC Bud Depot website. 

 

Platinum Animal Cookies

This strain also exists, and it’s basically the very definition of a #dankenstein strain. Some say that this is just another name for Animal Cookies, some say it’s another phenotype. Some say it’s a different strain altogether.

Animal Cookies marijuana plant growAnimal Cookies plant at just over two months old, photo: @pepino_blanco28

Animal Cookies is:

  • A #dankenstein strain
  • Purpose built to rock your socks off
  • Up to 27% THC
  • Definitely potent
  • 100% top-shelf material
  • Very expensive to buy
  • Animal Cookie seeds are easily available to buy
  • Difficult strain to grow
  • Great medical strain for fighting depression

 

Too stoned to read any of this? Watch this instead!

 

Written by Hamish

 Tell us about your experience with this strain! How did you like it? 


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