Sep 28 , 2019
Whether you’re a ganja girl yourself or shopping for a bitchin’ bong for the bangerette in your life, you might want to know which appropriately girly bongs are out there. Ladies who love the weed can be as varied as snowflakes (and some just as cold, but enough about my ex…), so many she-stoners will like the same kinds of water pipes, bongs and banger rigs as any guy. But some girls like traditional ‘girl things’ like flowers, the color pink, glitter, cute animal shapes and anything and everything chocolate. You may be a girly girl like this or know one - this best girly bongs blog is for them. Blazing a bong rip for the girly girls, we are!
There are all kinds of girly smoking accessories and pot paraphernalia geared towards young women of weed, or young-at-heart women of weed; there are pretty smoking bowls and glitter pipes, feminine bongs and cute dab rigs. There are weed-themed t-shirts, dresses, leggings, hats, scarves and even unmentionables, all for the fashion-conscious cannabis woman. Leaf luvin’ ladies can accessorize their weed wear with pot leaf embroidered purses, metallic marijuana glitter temporary skin decals, ganja jewelry, lipstick lighters, and pink bowl grinders. And stoner chicas like the bong smoke, they do – why wouldn’t they? So it makes sense to do a little something-something about girly water pipes and feminine girly bongs for your consideration.
Not to make this sound like a contraceptive commercial or anything, but buying a bong is a very personal decision. You have to consider the material that these girly bongs are constructed of – bongs are often found made from metal, quartz, plastic, and even bamboo. What is the purpose of your, or her (if you ain’t she), pot water pipe: solo hitting or pot party-palooza? If the terpy girl in question is a newbie, then maybe a smaller, starter bong would be most ideal. Know your girl or know yourself, if you are a girl. That said, let’s take a look at some girly bongs perfect for the pot princess in your life or, if she’s you, for your own royal high-ness!
Rob Hurricane TSE 1000 TT Symbol - Gold - Fire Water - $346.53 / £269.99
The Gold Hurricane TDE 1000 TT Symbol is a world-class bong and possibly the smoothest hit you’ll ever take, girl or guy! Rob hurricane bongs use patented cyclone technology to eliminate irritation when you take a massive pull from your bong mouthpiece, removing ashy bad bong taste, for smoother, tastier rips for your eager little mouth!
Adorned with a Fire Water logo, this curvy glass bong looks like balloon animals tied together – which is good if you like balloon animals; if they traumatize you, scroll down to one of the girly bongs below. Art is in the eye of the beholder - the Gold Hurricane TDE 1000 TT Symbol is a handmade German masterpiece crafted from the finest 100% borosilicate Schott Duran glass; each and every one of these arguably girly glass bongs comes with 35 years’ worth of experience molded into the water pipe.
When you hit on this elegant bong rig, smoke is first pulled up into and through each of the orbs, egg-shaped chambers, cooling gradually as it rises. Then 3 hurricane jet nozzles - one in each of the three chambers - spin the air inside each of the chambers causing water droplets to clump together, be swept towards and then condense on the glass by the centrifugal force of incoming air. Spinning up the air leaves only the cleanest and purest smoke to continue onwards through the mouthpiece.
The kit comes with a dry ashcatcher that attaches to the top of your downstem, filtering out most of the particles before they even get to the bong itself. You don’t want grit in your hit!
The carb hole is right on the front of the bong, so it’s easy to use it while reclining and not worry about spillage.
Three sturdy glass feet cradle the round belly of this bong, and their tripod arrangement means that the artsy bong piece is very stable on your counter or table.
The German glassmakers even took into consideration people with lip piercings, designing the mouthpiece so that the piercing doesn’t interfere with the seal around the edge. And lots of ganja girls nowadays have lip jewelry, so that’s a major plus!
The Gold Hurricane TDE 1000 TT Symbol actually comes with two downstems - one for use with the ashcatcher and one for use without - along with a bong bowl for your wacky weed.
Should you decide to gift the girly bong ripper in your life with this elegant work of art and state-of-the-art glass bong, then you will also get a numbered and signed certificate of authenticity from the German glassmakers! The investment in a Gold Hurricane TDE 1000 TT Symbol bong will be a couple hundred bucks, which isn’t cheap, but then again this is not a cheap glass bong – this is a masterpiece! Or at least looks like one!
What we love!
- World-class, elegant-looking bong – stylish and very functional
- Handmade German masterpiece crafted from the finest 100% borosilicate Schott Duran glass
- Glassmakers’ 35 years’ worth of experience, molded into each water pipe
- 3 hurricane jet nozzles - one in each of the three chambers - spin the air inside each of the chambers, resulting in cleaner, smoother pulls
- Comes with a dry ashcatcher that attaches to the top of the downstem
- Carb hole on the front of the bong makes it easy to use while reclining
- Mouthpiece designed so that lip piercings don’t interfere with the seal around the edge
- Two downstems - one for use with the ashcatcher and one for use without - along with a bong bowl
- You get a numbered and signed certificate of authenticity from the German glassmakers
Bubblers and Cute Mini Girly Bongs
A bubbler is a type of water pipe - basically a small, handheld mini-bong. Just like a bong, bubblers have a mouthpiece, bowl, stem, and a chamber that holds water to cool and cleanse your smoke for a clean, silky-smooth hit! Weedy women want to have a nice, even bong rip, not crack a rib coughing or pull pot leaf particulates from their teeth!
The bowl and 9mm downstem on this girly bubbler water pipe are one piece; the bowl has a small carb hole on the front to allow for a cleaner and faster clearing of smoke, letting you take larger rips while still enjoying the water-filtered smoking experience! The bowl also has embedded glass marble decorations.
Glass artist Kevin Knight’s gold-fumed bubbler design features a fully-fumed 5 and a half inch long body for amazing color-changing effects as you are smoking! This is yet another piece that is attractive and fun to smoke from, which is precisely what a pot princess wants!
You can have this handheld mini bong for $44.99 or 5 automatic, interest-free payments of $9.00 each - and that is with free shipping!
What we love!
- One-piece bowl and 9mm downstem
- Front carb hole
- Amazing color-changing effects
- Embedded glass marble decorations
Bent Birdcage Beaker Bong - $59.99
Although most mini-bongs tend to be under 8 inches, this beautiful beaker bong is a small enough piece at precisely 8 inches high. And neither is it pink, but it is purple, another favorite color of a lot of women of weed!
The little purple bong features a bent mouthpiece for comfortable, easier hitting and a birdcage percolator for first-rate filtration and a smooth smoking experience. Further, the Bent Birdcage Beaker Bong comes complete with a 14mm banger hanger that will allow you to convert this beautiful bong to a damned fine dab rig!
This cute dab rig and bong is made with durable 4mm thick borosilicate glass and is also available with green, teal and (of course) smoked colored accents with matching 14mm weed bowl.
You can get your hands on this Bent Birdcage Beaker Bong for $59.99 or 5 automatic, interest-free payments of $12.00 – so affordable for most budgets; and shipping is free as free can be! Start your girly bongs collection off right with this cute companion.
What we love!
- Made with durable 4mm thick borosilicate glass
- Birdcage percolator gives first-rate filtration and a smooth smoking experience
- Bent mouthpiece comfortable, easier hitting
- Made with durable 4mm thick borosilicate glass
- 14mm banger hanger converts beautiful girly bong to cute dab rig
- Also available with green, teal and smoked colored accents
Glass Girly Bongs
6.5" Geoffrey the Giraffe Bong - $79.99
This one’s kind of obvious, am I right? Girly girls tend to love cute animals, animal bowls for weed, pink elephant bowls, My Little Pony statues and girly smoking accessories. Of course a giraffe glass bong would be one of the best girly bongs - of course it would! Look at the thing, it practically screams adorable!
6 and a half inches tall, this cute glass bong has detailed craftsmanship in the face, with antlers, ears and even eyebrows, plus giraffe spotting throughout the glass piece. Geoffrey the Giraffe Bong’s painted little legs are the legs of the bong and provide excellent stability for the girly water pipe.
This girly glass bong features a 14mm male-ended glass bong bowl that plugs into the 90-degree female joint in the fixed downstem of Geoffrey’s tail. It’s on the butt-end of the giraffe, but it’s a nice deep bowl.
Should you decide to procure this sweet little Geoffrey the Giraffe Bong for yourself or the ganja girl you love, or at least like, then it will run you $79.99 plus applicable taxes, or you can make 4 automatic, interest-free payments of $20.00. Shipping? That is free!
What we love!
- C’mon, it’s cute – look at it!
- Detailed face and giraffe spots
- 6 and a half inches tall
- 14mm male-ended deep glass bong bowl docks with 14mm female joint in fixed 90-degree downstem
- Four feet provide good stability
This way cool shimmering beaker bong for chicas is a simple piece with minimal filtration; a basic, functional and yet distinctively beautiful water pipe that would give any ganja girl great rips - and she would look awesome hitting from it!
The 12-inch tall, dichro-coated, iridescent beaker bong is rather breathtaking to behold because it has a color-shifting surface that looks different depending on lighting and angle. The bottom of the cone-shaped base of the glass beaker bong is 3 and a half inches across. And this lovely, sparkly bong comes with 10mm male bong bowls that fit firmly into its female showerhead downstem.
Envy Glass Designs dichro-coated beaker-style girly glass bongs also feature a chill triple pinch ice-catch to help cool smoke for smoother, better tasting bong blasts!
You can own this out-of-this-world-looking beauty of a bong for $199.99 - or 4 automatic payments of $49.99 USD, plus shipping and tax; and if it is in stock, it ships the next day!
What we love!
- 12 inches tall
- Simple piece with minimal filtration - a basic, functional and yet distinctively beautiful water pipe
- Dichro-coated, iridescent beaker girly bongs that are rather breathtaking to behold because they have a color-shifting surface that looks different depending on lighting and angle
- Triple pinch ice-catch to help cool smoke for smoother, better-tasting hits
- 10mm showerhead downstem
Pure Pink Surfrider - $199.99
Girls tend to love pink, girls tend to love hearts – there are exceptions, but this is generally true. So when you have a girly glass bong with pink highlights and a suspended heart-shaped splashguard in the water chamber, then you have a piece with appeal aplenty to any bong beauty!
A part of the Pure Pink collection, the Surfrider girly bong is handcrafted in Los Angeles, California from scientific glass for durability in heating and reheating – and then heating some more.
The five-holed disc percolator base creates bigger, badder bubbles for vapor release resulting in cleaner, smoother smoke inhalation. That makes these girly bongs not only cute, but also super practical.
The 11-inch high Pure Pink Surfrider comes in a Pure Pink carrying bag with foam insert, and comes with both a 14mm male jointed weed bowl as well as a quartz nail, so it’s a bong and a banger all in one! The ganja goodies keep coming in this kit with a Pure Glass carbon pouch and a complementary 2oz. bottle of Kryptonite glass cleaning solution.
Pick up the Pure Pink Surfrider girly water pipe for a princessly sum of $199.99, plus shipping and handling, and present it to your leaf-luvin’ lady to show how much you love her – and, of course, love sharing bong rips together with her!
What we love!
- 11-inch girly bong with pink highlights and a suspended heart-shaped splashguard
- Handcrafted in Los Angeles, California from scientific glass for durability in heating and reheating
- Five-holed disc percolator base creates bigger, badder bubbles resulting in cleaner, smoother smoke inhalation
- Comes in a Pure Pink carrying bag with foam insert
- Includes both a 14mm male jointed weed bowl as well as a quartz nail
- Complimentary Pure Glass carbon pouch
- Free bottle of Kryptonite glass cleaning solution
If your gf or bff is a bonger girl in a bonger world, then she’ll probably think hitting off one of these hot pink Barbie dream girly bongs is fantastic! This 14 ½ inches/370 mm tall, 5mm thick borosilicate glass girly bong features a hot pink swirl pattern stenciled on the glass that will delight her and make her wanna pucker up and take a big bong rip!
Slide some ice cubes into the built-in ice catcher neck dimples to extra chill your bong pulls with your own bong luvin’ Barbie or tokin’ marijuana Malibu Stacy! Crash and burn on the couch together and watch the sun go down as the day slips away! The hot pink glass bong gives excellent taste to any weed you’d want to smoke from it!
The Waterfall Malibu Stacy Glass Bong has a hot pink 10 cm/4 inch glass slider stem with an 18mm external joint and a 14mm lift-out clear glass cone for air intake. When you light the bowl and then lift the cone, it pulls your smoke in, down through the water chamber and up through the mouthpiece past the ice catcher for some smooth, cool hits.
Waterfall Malibu Stacy tubular glass girly bongs can be had for $99.95 plus tax and shipping. Pick up one of these pretty cute bongs for you and your doll and stank up your beach house with some dreamy bong rips!
What we love!
- Made of 5mm thick borosilicate glass, like Pyrex
- Hot pink stenciled swirl pattern on mouthpiece
- 14 ½ inches tall, tubular design for smooth, straight hits
- Neck dimple ice cube catcher
- Hot pink 10 cm/4 inch glass slider stem with an 18mm external joint and a 14mm lift-out clear glass cone for air intake
Even More Girly Bongs!
Fold-a-Bowl Silicone Bong - $22.99
If you’re a pothead girly who’s always in a hurry because you gotta scurry from school to job to other job and still have some semblance of a social life, then you need a bong that is nigh indestructible, maybe even collapsible, that you can take with you for some always-on-the-go toking! Or if you’re going to a party and you want to bring along a bong to share but are worried that one of your spastic stoner squad might break it, then you need a likewise impervious water pipe.
Fold-A-Bowl is a good solution for either a ganja guy or ganja girl; made with odorless and flavorless 100% medical-grade silicone. It can be squashed into the palm of your hand and it will spring right back and still be functional – you could put this thing in your pocket, sit on it and it would still be just fine after!
These squishable girly bongs come in pink, and that might make it an ideal girl’s bong – especially if she has a lot of that color around in her room decor, hair, fingernails, and whatnot – but Fold-A-Bowl also comes in dark and light blue, orange, yellow, green, black and purple so it might match less girly surrounds as well. And some girls do like other colors.
Each Fold-A-Bowl silicone water pipe comes with a removable 9mm composite downstem and matching 9mm anodized alloy bong bowl. Although it comes with a bowl, you can also use it as a dab rig with a corresponding 9mm nail or by simply flipping the bowl over, making it into a male joint that you can mate with a 14mm domeless female nail.
If a versatile, hardy, relatively inexpensive on-the-go bong that happens to come in pink sounds ideal for the ganja girl in your life, you can pick her up a Fold-A-Bowl silicone water pipe for $22.99 or 4 payments of $5.75, with no tax and free shipping.
What we love!>
- Squishable silicone bong, durable and fun to say
- Comes in pink – as well as dark and light blue, orange, yellow, green, black and purple
- Removable 9mm composite downstem and matching 9mm anodized alloy bong bowl
- You can also use it as a dab rig with a corresponding 9mm nail or by simply flipping the bowl over
If your fav cannabis cutie likes herself some Asian Pacific-flavored Disney flicks like Lilo and Stitch, Moana or Mulan then maybe you should pick up a Bootube bamboo bong tube for your boo! Go Hawaiian, smoke some Pineapple Kush or Maui Wowie weed strain in it! This isn't one of those typical girly bongs, and that's exactly why we like it.
The totally tubular Bootube wooden bong is engraved with the Bootube logo and Hawaiian Islands Honu sea turtle design. The bamboo water pipe has a watertight interior sealed with beeswax, so you can confidently fill it with water and it will not leak out – and beeswax is naturally resistant to bacteria and molds; the outside is varnished with a food-grade organic hempseed oil finish. Imagine toking out on your deck or patio between a couple of tiki torches with this bitchin’ bamboo rig! It would be like a mini marijuana Hawaiian vacation!
Each Bootube bamboo bong is a unique, hand-crafted work of art, varying in height between 12 to 18 inches, and 2 to 3 inches in diameter. The wooden bong is fitted with an 18.8mm or 14.5mm female-jointed downstem and comes with a deep, clear glass 14.5mm male-ended slide bowl.
Get the Bootube Menehune Small Bamboo Bong with Honu Turtle Design for your island girl, for a mere $96.00 plus shipping and tax and get high together! Oh, and a Maui Wowie Bootube authenticity card is sent with your handmade water pipe – radical!
Bonus pro-tip: You and your marijuana miss might wanna try drinking some coconut milk with your bamboo bong rips - coconut has a high concentration of saturated fats, surplus fatty acids create a stronger binding agent for cannabinoids like THC; you’ll get higher! You’re entirely welcome!
What we love!
- These bamboo wood girly bongs are coated with a food-grade organic hempseed oil finish looks attractive
- Watertight interior sealed with bacterial and mold-resistant beeswax
- Each Bootube bamboo bong is a unique, hand-crafted work of art, varying in height between 12 to 18 inches, 2 to 3 inches in diameter
- Fitted with an 18.8mm or 14.5mm female-jointed downstem and comes with a deep, clear glass 14.5mm male-ended slide bowl
If you can stand looking at one more pretty pink glass bong, then there’s this pink and white swirled elegant art piece of a bong – and ladies love them the art, they do! If you’re over the pink, it’s also available in green/blue swirled-pattern glass as well as orange/black, orange/silver, and teal/silver. Pink isn’t the only color for girls!
This is a handcrafted and artistically blown premium soft glass water pipe. Soft glass is produced when you melt together different types of glass, fired at a much lower temperature than thicker, clear Pyrex. The sweet-looking marbled swirls on soft glass pieces are a result of the blending of those different glasses. The look is lovely and elegant – your ganja girl, she will like it!
These colorfully-swirled girly glass bongs are manufactured in the base of the heavenly Willamette Valley in Eugene, Oregon. Each bong or water pipe Nobel Glass makes is an individually handcrafted art piece, so exact details, included accessories and colors may vary slightly from glass bong to glass bong; the height is gonna range between 13 and 15 inches.
The Noble Glass Medium Wrapped GoG (glass on glass) Soft Glass Bong features glass wrap and is fitted with a 14mm male-ended bowl for the 14mm female downstem joint.
This work of art for weed will run you $90.00 or you could make 5 automatic, interest-free payments of $18.00; one thing you won’t have to budget for is shipping because it’s free – use the leftover cash to buy weed to hit with in this stylish water pipe!
What we love!
- Extremely unique, high-quality soft glass design
- 13-15 inches in height
- 14mm male bowl for female downstem joint
- Glass wrap
- Available in lovely pink and white swirls or in green/blue swirled-pattern glass as well as orange/black, orange/silver, and teal/silver
- Handcrafted in the USA
Double Tree Perc Bong - $72.00
Girly glass pipes and cute mini bongs are fine and all, but sometimes the marijuana miss (or mrs.) in your life needs a pretty bong that also has some heft! The Double Tree Perc Bong stands at about 14 inches tall, there’s nothing mini about it!
This quality girl’s bong includes an ice catcher for extra cooling, and not one but two four arm tree percolators for better filtration. Tree percolators are a collection of rods that resemble tree limbs, there are slits on each of the branches for diffusion of weedy vapor into the bubbles and particulates into the water! With two of them you get twice the smoothness!
Also part of the package is the 14mm/18mm female-ended joint on the diffused downstem and a 14mm male matching bong weed bowl. Therefore, it can accommodate a bigger bowl, but comes with the smaller size included.
It’s available with not only with pink parts, but also amber, blue, clear and green glass accents; you can pick up this high class glass bong for girls for $72.00 - or 5 automatic, interest-free payments of $14.40; and don’t you worry about shipping, because these girly bongs ride for free!
What we love!
- 14 inches tall
- Includes an ice catcher for extra cooling
- Not one but two inline tree percs for twice the filtration and smoothness
- Diffused downstem adds to the filtering of your smoke
- 14mm/18mm female-ended joint on the diffused downstem and a 14mm male matching bong weed bowl are included
- Available with not only with pink pieces, but also amber, blue, clear and green glass accents
Piecemaker Kahuna 2' Silicone Bong - $128.00
Yet another colorful, unbreakable silicone bong – this one comes in a swirling blue and pink pattern that they call kotton kandy, but looks like camo for hiding out and toking down amidst a flock of flamingos. It also comes in Rasta red-green-and-black for dred-headed stoner girls – irie, irie; as well as blue and green for simpler stoners. What’s extra-far out is that Piecemaker Kahuna silicone girly bongs glow in the dark – except for the Rasta one, which is a shame but life is like that! Phosphorescent bong hits have an inherent coolness that should appeal to the lit-est of ladies! Probably also cool-looking under black light!
This isn’t just a pretty bong, but it’s also practical with a built-in lighter holder, a removable base for easier cleaning, a built-in ice catcher and Piecemaker's signature Hex-Tek downstem - which creates boatloads of bubbles for more fun, better cooling and fabulous filtration!
And, it has a Komfy Fit Mouthpiece that forms to your face when you hit to provide a better seal, so you lose less bong smoke. More for your marijuana-luvin’ lungs!
Here is the ‘but wait, there’s more’ part – the 24-inch Piecemaker Kahuna silicone bong comes with a removable, replaceable 14mm diffused silicone downstem and a removable, replaceable 14mm stainless steel bong bowl – they even threw in a built-in ice catcher for added smoke cooling! Want even more? How about a spill-proof cap for traveling?
This is your weed woman’s on-the-go, loaded-with-options water pipe and it can be had for $128.00 or 5 automatic, interest-free payments of $25.60 plus tax and shipping; your bong beauty’s beautiful bong will likely ship within 24 hours of your order.
What we love!
- 24-inch unbreakable silicone bong
- Comes in cotton candy, Rasta red-green-and-black, blue and green – all but the Rasta are glow-in-the-dark (but the Rasta would be so cool if it also glowed!)
- Built-in lighter holder
- Removable base for easier cleaning
- Built-in ice catcher
- Piecemaker's signature Hex-Tek downstem
- Comes with a removable, replaceable 14mm diffused silicone downstem and a removable, replaceable 14mm stainless steel bong bowl
- Spill-proof cap for traveling
(Girl hitting on a colorful, pretty bong, image from Smoking Yoda on Instagram)
We don’t know if you’re a banger girl yourself or just someone who knows one, but we’ve tried to address the subject of girly bongs from every angle; hopefully, if you’ve made it this far, you have an idea of what you like – or maybe we’ve helped you discover what you don’t like when it comes to girly water pipes and bongs. Bong beauty is in the eye of the beholder, everybody has different tastes. Even if most nug bunnies like the color pink and want pretty smoking bowls and girly smoking accessories, most of the girl’s bongs that we showcased also came in other colors besides pink. That said, when gifting a weedy woman, getting her a pretty bong or a pink weed pipe is a pretty safe bet. Our picks may not be your picks when it comes to the best girly bongs in the world – and that’s okay; as long as the weed smokes smoothly and the hits are deep, then we can all get along!
Pick the bong that’s right for you if you’re a ganja girly, or the one that’s right for your favorite stoner chick – maybe you want a hot pink bong or maybe a rainbow-y color-changing pretty water pipe; some girls like glittery pipes and bongs and some girls are more interested in percs and filtration, cooling and function. Some girls just want a small solo hitting or maybe a more close-knit experience, so cute mini-bongs or girly bubblers are enough. Other pot princesses like to party and so bigger, pretty girly bongs would probably be best. Girly smoking pipes should always be just as practical as they are pretty, glittery, or pink – in the end, it’s always the quality of the bong hit that matters, guy or girl!
Here is a bubbly bonger girl sharing her personal bong collection and taking a hit from each and every one of them - some of the pieces are similar to the ones that we showcased and some are different: